Recent reviews by larp creatura

sea of no wenches

yarr, i fancied her me hearties

the game is back to where it was before update 14 which totally ♥♥♥♥♥ the game in ways I won't get into, read other reviews

i still would not put my trust in the developers from the way they've treated the game so far, just look at that one trailer (update 15) that was featured on Gamescom or wherever (should my product be presented in such way I'd most likely kms out of shame)

i'd advise you not to buy this game yet and wait for the new developer to prove that they actually care about the game, all the community's got atm is just empty promises and some honey around their mouths
act accordingly

>level starts
>starts killing germans
>ConsiderItDone.wave
>thisisprettyez.jpg
>encounters a problem with a 700ms kill window
>try number 17
>vozalarm.wave
>sirena01.wave
>"how the ♥♥♥♥ do I do this"
>finds a solution through a miracle on try 31
>finishes level
>another level starts
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sex where

i am so proud of this community

ningens

anime boob

Fun little game.
While it is buggy, not being able to change your crew (unless you're on Windows XP apparently), the AI is pretty stupid, missions many times have only one linear option of completion, limiting replayability, and the gameplay is sorta clunky, even with these flaws you're gonna have a blast if you used to play this game back in the day.

(soundtrack is a banger)

how the ♥♥♥♥ do I play mahjong

No Gods or Kings.
Only Monika.