From the screen 💻 to the ring 💍 to the PEN 🖊️to the king 🤴 wheres my crown 👑 thats my bling 💎 always trouble when i reign 😈

moo deng

hello pei
how was your day
my favorite color is grey
i am calling about you selling your car today
it is sunday
wait until monday

enough!!!

this is my poem about pei

yo its pei in da daiso, workin all day
but when she breathes in the air, she gotta dash away
got a poop emergency, its no surprise

but when shes chillin, its apex and hippos
moo dengs her favourite, even tho its racist
but its okay, because moo deng is a baby pacifist

i have a question

my name is pei

sometimes im like okay

but hey

slayyyyyy!!

queen, yes thats me b1tch

im here just to scratch your itch

(yeah uh yeah uh)

dress to impress

YEP im the best - pei out

I 👁 hate 😡✋🏻👎🏻 bald 😲 people 👬👫👭

I 🚟👁 have absolutely 🙀 no 😣 intention 💰 to offend 😂😤😈 anyone 🙋🏿‍♂️, but 🍑 I 👁 do not like 😄 bald 😲 people 👨🏽.

It’s irrational, but 🍑😮😅 I 👁 have such a natural 🌿 distrust 🤐 for anyone 🙋 who lacks 📉 a head 💆 of hair 💇🏿‍♀️. When 🍑 I 👁 mean 👀👅 bald 👩‍🦲, I 👁 mean 😏 squeaky-clean bald 😲.

Every 💯 time 🕰⏰ I 😃👁 see 👀 a bald 😲 person 👬👫👭 I 👁 immediately 😤 think ☁🤔 they are extremely 💯 weird 😕, creepy 👀, or somewhere 💍 in between 😉.

EDIT 📝 1 🎄: No 😣 I 👁 don’t hate 😡🚫👉 cancer 💩 patients 🏃‍♂️.

EDIT 📝 2 🕝: I 👁 am losing 😼👌💥 hair 💈 so ironically 😂 I 👥 will probably 😻 end 🔚 up ⬆ bald 👴🏻 myself. That’s alright 👋 because hate 😲😠 myself already 👋.