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"His wish was for you."

the ultimate star trek deep space nine game, only thing that'd make it perfect is bioware not scrapping the femshep/miranda romance

the puzzles in this game hit so hard i keep thinking i'm about to find the ark of the covenant

LORD ARES
GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO VANQUISH THE PERSONIFICATION OF STRIFE ERIS AND RECLAIM THE ADAMANT RAIL AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

we have the ships!
we have the weapons!
WE NEED SOLDIERS

SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP

wanted to kill myself after the credits rolled, bravo

where the ♥♥♥♥ do i even begin with this one. just an incredibly boring slog of fetch quests with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ context, and not only that, but it's super broken even in a bethesda game context. there were at least two times where i had to input console commands in order to get a quest moving, and that's really bad. no one should have to pay money for fixing something so dull.

joining a raiders gang should not be a level 30 quest, that kind of ♥♥♥♥ should be at the beginning of the game, sort of like a complete moral opposite of the minutemen. it's not a bad idea, in fallout new vegas, the courier was able to join caesar's legion and even help out the great khans from time to time, both groups being some rather unpleasant folks that carried understandable motivations. RPGs like fallout are about working your way up, meeting the top dogs of the wasteland, answering the dangerous questions that represent all the suffering and cruel upbringings that brought you here. it does not make any shred of sense for a level 30 sole survivor to just chug their relationships and beliefs out the window to go join a shallow alliance of raiders and attack all the settlements you spent a ton of time building.

if these raiders had a code, or were after a specific target, or really had any proper characteristics outside of "these are the furries, they dress like animals and have animalistic tendancies rawr :3" then this wouldn't be a problem. again, fallout new vegas didn't let you explore the legion until you were half way through, but they had a clear advantage compared to everyone else in the mojave wasteland, along with a very interesting philosophy to their fascist ideology that would want you to explore how it works. other than conquering ♥♥♥♥♥♥ settlements, these raiders do not have any far reaching goals, so you probably won't either.

the quests themselves are very tedious. some people on here have pointed out how a lot of the DLC's content won't happen unless you side with nuka world's raiders. a lot of this is going into each park, killing all the bad guys that live there, and planting a flag like a post-apocalyptic christopher columbus. hooray. after that, the game wants you to venture into the commonwealth and capture all the settlements you build. really this just comes off as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ correction for any loser nerds that whined about settlements on reddit, how you can now conquer the settlements you were giving. though in their defense, you get to make preston garvey hate you, and that's always worth checking out.

with uninspired quests covering most of your playtime that are just outright broken, along with an uninspired narrative that feels rushed, you have a pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ DLC that isn't very fun.

it's mid as ♥♥♥♥ yet somehow gonna end up better than suicide squad kill the justice league

only technical problems i came across was the opening credits being super slow to load in, idk what that's about but even then i still wasn't a fan of this one. i dumped three to four weeks of my life into xcom 2 so i was very interested in this, but this game just doesn't stick the landing. 75% of this game just feels like a waste of time, i don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about befriending marvel characters with some of the least funny quippy dialogue i've ever heard (seriously if you thought those forspoken scenes were bad, just you wait). when you're not doing socializing with your 'bros', you're playing a lame as ♥♥♥♥ card game.

i've definitely got a bias here cause i do not give a ♥♥♥♥ about deck building. that being said tho, i also despise turn based combat, but xcom had superb customization, fun mechanics, an interesting story, amazing mod support, and a lot of padding to make it something so much more. i was really hoping firaxis would get me to like card game mechanics the same way they got me to like turn-based combat, but i just wasn't having fun. the thing separating the magic the gathering tournament is this 'hang out the house with your buddies' system that just has no soul in any of it. i wasn't remotely interested in ANY of the characters, all of 'em seemed so two-dimensional. plus the actual context on why those specific marvel characters were doing what they were doing felt lackluster. the only one i'd want to hang out with is blade, who's voiced by black dynamite himself, michael jai white.

they even bring back the photo mode from xcom 2 war of the chosen, but it's actually worse! it gives you the option to make comic covers instead of propaganda posters. i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love comics and for the most part, it delivers, but guess what, you can't write your own text. you have to pick from a list of marvel comics code authority approved titles, and they're about as lame as it gets.

long story short, card combat isn't very interesting, and neither is the epic wholesome 100 friendship stuff surrounding it. i'm going back to xcom 2

xcom 2 players have a 99% chance of finding a girlfriend

if you like star wars to a point where there's one character that gets maybe six seconds of screen time that you're actively obsessive over, then this is for you