YEAH OK THIS GUY IS EPIC B)

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.

I'M DONGING YOU DADDY! ヽ(ಥ益ಥ;) ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% donged..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% donged.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% donged.... ███████████] 99% donged..... (° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ERROR!(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ༼⌐□ل͜□༽True༼⌐□ل͜□༽ Daddies are undongable(~˘▾˘)~ I could never dong you daddy! (~˘▾˘)~ Send this to 10 other ༼⌐□ل͜□༽daddies༼⌐□ل͜□༽ who raise your ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉdongerヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ or never (つ°ヮ°)つ└⋃┘raise(つ°ヮ°)つ└⋃┘ again (° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ If you get 0 back: no dongers for you ╰༼ཀДཀ༽╯╰༼ཀДཀ༽╯ 3 back: raise emヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ 5 back: youre daddys donger (~˘▾˘)~(~˘▾˘)~ 10+ back: Daddy( つ◕ل͜◕)つ└⋃┘ง/͠-┌ل͜┐͡-\ง