So, I hear you’ve developed a serious crush on anime girls—bold move! It must be nice to have a dating pool where every potential partner comes with a built-in superpower and a wardrobe that defies the laws of physics. I mean, I get it; they’re all stunning, but let's be real, your taste in women is now officially more fictional than a dragon’s diary. Next time you talk about your anime crushes, just remember: if the girl you're into doesn’t exist in the real world, at least you’ll never have to worry about her raiding your fridge or stealing your socks.

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