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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
96.1 hrs on record (21.2 hrs at review time)
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Posted 5 May. Last edited 8 May.
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6 people found this review helpful
253.7 hrs on record (158.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Great game, it really scrates that itch for something like the expanse or if youve ever wondered what space combat would really be like, I cant wait for the updates
Posted 17 March.
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0.3 hrs on record
Great game, helped me get laid
Posted 31 August, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3,347.1 hrs on record (3,144.5 hrs at review time)
They messed the economy up so much with their greed that you cant progress anymore even if you try unless you pay for premuium. After that when they had a fit becasue the community wrote bad reviews they cried to steam to change the reviews, now almost 30k reviews that were negative arent counted because of they are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ little goblins who are unbeleavibly greedy
Posted 18 May, 2023. Last edited 24 May, 2023.
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47 people found this review helpful
37 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
I consider myself pretty competent at chess, this however, made me feel like a monkey playing with its ♥♥♥♥. By the third split in the timeline when i somehow managed to make a move as white, I had completely forgotten i was playing chess and felt more like i was some experiment. Maybe i could win if i used anal beads🤷‍♂️. Anyways i would rate it my IP address out of 10
Posted 31 October, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
1.8 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
My penis actively grew 15 inches longer while playing this game, I give it 11 Pineapples out of 7 Watermelons and will have a shootout with Magnus Carlsen any day
Posted 25 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
133.9 hrs on record (101.1 hrs at review time)
Great game, the only other game like it that i know of is bridge crew and this is far better, very fun and has so many paths to take
Posted 24 June, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
18.2 hrs on record
Ive put 18 hours in it and it feels like too much, I love tanks and this game ruins everything for me, the game play is disappointing to me and so simplistic that I thought it was a children's game, I constantly had pay to win adds shoved in my face and is even more pay to win than titles like war thunder which i have 1400 hours in and recommend compared to this game
Posted 29 May, 2020.
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84.5 hrs on record (15.0 hrs at review time)
An amazing game, realistic, correct weapons, amazing game play, i have a few issues with lag and crashes so make sure you have at least a dedicated computer to play this on
Posted 4 January, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
939.9 hrs on record (104.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Space Engineers is a sandbox game like nothing else. It is amazing to play and if you enjoyed games like Minecraft or From the Depths you will enjoy this game as well as all of the content on the workshop.
Posted 23 October, 2018.
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