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Oh I see. Oh, shh, shh. You know what Katie, you always was a silly ho. Imma tell you like this. I'm royalty, and I just gave the keys to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kingdom. How could you do this to me girl? Don't you remember we used to sing the alphabet together? "A, b, c, d, e, f," you know how it goes, "g." You treated me like you would treat a DOG. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOG in the street. Maybe this puppy wants to come in out of the rain, get some milk? Maybe this little puppy wants to go down to the pound house, and find him another ♥♥♥♥♥. What I 'posed to do with that Katie? Am I 'posed to put a collar on that? Feed you some biscuits? Ho, the way you treated me was undesirable, unwarranted, undeserved, unflattulous, unocomptous! That's why you a ho. Listen, I told you one time. Imma tell you two times: you lie to me once, Imma put your ass through a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' wall. You lie to me twice, Imma start screamin'. Imma start screamin' on that ass. I be like, I be like, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That'll be the last thing you ever hear ♥♥♥♥♥. This car right here? They call me the Silver Bullet. They call me all kinds of things. They call me Argon, they call me Dark Child, they call me Night Master, they call me Peabody, they call me Peanut Arbuckle, they call me doorway, they call me pink dress... They call me Sweezy, they call me Go-Go Nuts, they call me Pineapple Man. Its like that. Every moment together with me, would have been pure, golden, obliterating light pleasure! ♥♥♥♥♥, I'm angelic!