You're a gamer dude?

Me and my girlfriend were a gamer couple

Zombies? I don't think so

Two round with the pulse rifle? Take em out

For the shotgun though?

Shotgun will make his bet it's bad news any zombie

I'll take on the zombie apocalypse just give me a shotgun

You ready for the zombie apocalypse??



I'm going to Comicon, did you go to the convention?

I'm going to Comicon and I'm gonna meet all my

Favourite Ironman and all my favourite characters are

Gonna be there, my favourite comic book artists

Yeah I'm really souped for uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

New Diablo 3 when it comes out in 2014

Am I right? Epic Fail Blizzard

Epic fail... Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



Just went to the steampunk convention

Flew there with steam-powered gyrocopter with my musket

And my corncob pipe and my monocle and an ascot

And newsie cap and Doc Martens, and suspenders

And my character's name is Humperdinck

That's my character, Humperdinck

And i'm 32 years old, so I guess he is level 32, lol




And I have a kid with my wife and my wife

And I could've gotten if you're gonna use a

A rating scale to rate women which is disgusting

And If you do that, you're a disgusting person

But my wife is a 6 point you know my wife's a 5

I could've gotten 6.5 but I'm a disgusting pig I'm a slob

I smell I have bad hygiene, she has the worst hygiene

Which is why I'm comfortable with her, because

That's the way I'll make that, I'll take that choice




I will make that uh compromise thats my uh y'know

That's what I'll do, I'll forego a 6.5 in favour of sloppy 5

Because I'm, I'm comfortable with the way I smell

Around her, because I smell really bad

And we have a kid, we have a little baby

That we shouldn't have had but we did

Because I don't know uh, do I want to uh procreate

Because I want to, y'know, see my offspring in the world




And I gave him some little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ name, like Arcadian

I named my kid Arcadian, so that my kid has to suffer

My steampunk desires, but the good news is that

He will probably grow up to be a loser and he'll like his name

He will like the name Arcadian, because it'll be so stupid

Because he comes from my genetic stock so he'll be wearing

Rose-tinted vampire glasses, at some point and corduroys, y'know so it all works out