Recent reviews by I ride ponies

Good game

Not nearly as good as I thought it might be. Super overhyped and a bit empty + not very challenging.
DLC's are not worth it.

10/10

Good cookie clicker

Too many bugs and too bland of a game. The parrying is also pretty terrible.

Not a ton of time invested but beat the game twice and loved it for what it was.

Good game

FF7R is a roleplaying game where you are RPing as the FF7 crew stuck in Midgar for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ever. If you like roleplaying then you’ll love this game, especially if you like RP walking.

Good things -
1. Soundtrack
2. Chapters 14-17 are ok
3. Yuffie was ok to play


Let me take you through my chronological adventure of bad experiences-
1. Hate that they make me walk ALL THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME
2. Hate that they force me to do weird scripted actions ALL THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME
3. Combat feels weird as ♥♥♥♥. Doesn’t feel like you're playing with a FF party, just feels like a solo character with some NPC annoying companions.
4. Too many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cutscenes
5. STOP MAKING ME WALK EVERYWHERE. STOP MAKING ME WALK EVERYWHERE. STOP MAKING ME WALK EVERYWHERE. STOP MAKING ME WALK EVERYWHERE. STOP MAKING ME WALK EVERYWHERE. STOP MAKING ME WALK EVERYWHERE.
6. Slowly walking across planks or pipes or shimmying through a tight space makes me wanna kms
Just do cut scenes instead of making me walk everywhere and do quicktime actions I dont wanna do. Or better yet, just make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ movie instead of a game.
7. Puzzle games are broken af.
8. Why even give basic potions when they start you off with a billion health?
9. Upgrading weapons menu screen is painfully slow
10. I’ve never felt less freedom in a FF game before
11. Midgar is boring as ♥♥♥♥
12. Feels like u gotta b a complete FF7 gooner to enjoy a game of ONLY the Midgar storyline with incredible amounts of filler
13. It’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ninja Warriors but instead of complex obstacles it tests the ♥♥♥♥ out of your patience with how little you actually get a chance to play or move around freely.
14. Mini games are fun but the mini TASKS are atrocious
15. Gotta build ATB to use items…..
16. I feel bad for anyone that paid full price for this ♥♥♥♥. Wasn’t even worth the $20 I paid.
17. 15hrs in I feel like I’m still in the tutorial
18. Never played a game where I got to play so little
19. STOP MAKING ME WALK EVERYWHERE. STOP MAKING ME WALK EVERYWHERE. STOP MAKING ME WALK EVERYWHERE. STOP MAKING ME WALK EVERYWHERE. STOP MAKING ME WALK EVERYWHERE. STOP MAKING ME WALK EVERYWHERE. STOP MAKING ME WALK EVERYWHERE. STOP MAKING ME WALK EVERYWHERE. STOP MAKING ME WALK EVERYWHERE. STOP MAKING ME WALK EVERYWHERE. STOP MAKING ME WALK EVERYWHERE. STOP MAKING ME WALK EVERYWHERE.
20. Feels more like a children's puzzle game. Ages 2-5.
21. Cringiest cutscenes
22. Worst additional filler storyline
23. Randomly walking during urgent scenarios
24. 12 Chapters in - still feels like ur in the tutorial
25. Game only finally opens up once u reach Chapter 14
26. The world of Midgar is so empty
27. Motorcycle fighting is sooooooooooo bad and boring. Hardest part is trying to not fall asleep during it
28. I wanna die everytime i look at Midgar. I can’t believe the DLC is more Midgar and in the same ♥♥♥♥ cities. FML

Rating: 2/10. 2nd worst FF game of all time. Only better than FFX-2.

Didn't have anything that hooked me in and seemed a bit all over the place in terms of what the goal is.

Good game