El Vipki's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 3:06am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 4:47am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 3:37am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 5:36am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 4:54am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 5:57am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 11:15am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 3 May, 2018 @ 6:22am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 5 May, 2018 @ 1:43am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 16 May, 2018 @ 2:33am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2018 @ 4:15am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 4:53am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 16 May, 2018 @ 2:58am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 5:33am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 13 Nov, 2017 @ 3:01am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2018 @ 6:55am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 13 Nov, 2017 @ 3:21am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 4:43am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 11:12am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 2 May, 2018 @ 12:37pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 2 May, 2018 @ 1:14pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 3 May, 2018 @ 6:17am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2018 @ 2:18am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 4:44am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 11:12am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 3 May, 2018 @ 6:13am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2019 @ 10:59am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 2 May, 2018 @ 12:44pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 3:10am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 4:57am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 4:57am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 3:42am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 5:02am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 3:30am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 4:56am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2018 @ 7:20am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2017 @ 1:03am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2018 @ 10:56am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2018 @ 4:16am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

27 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

26 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

23 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30