LOL NO WAAAY HAHA

got the privilege of having your review for a furry fetish game quoted in a vice article https://www.vice.com/en/article/epic-games-ceo-loves-this-giantess-game-now-you-can-wishlist-it/

This dude was FOR REAL the wildest Grindr date I've ever been on. We met up at his place and the vibe was there from the very start. He noticed my Thrasher X Supreme tee and the conversation quickly delved into skating with him showing me his collection of classic Tech Decks. In the middle of the show and tell, I took one of the boards and flaunted my kickflip to nose manual combo on his desk.

He was very impressed.

One thing led to another and now homie was laying on his tummy, cake to the ceiling and ready for whatever to come next. I knew what had to happen. The gap between bro's spread cheeks created the perfect half-pipe for the red Baker Tech Deck still in my grasp. I proceeded to roll the board from atop his crack downward. When approaching his hole, I nollie flipped over the gap and landed with a nosegrind down the entire length of his perineum. While the feat was never caught on camera, it was certainly FELT.

+rep

say it to my face

loser :3

+rep AWP magician