i wuv this awesum opposum orp orp!!! BEST ZEBRA CAKE

i watched her die.. +rep

I boop thee, wayward friend!

Day 56. Intourn glanced at me and said "you're doing great. - then balanced a third thing on top of the two i'm already holding. i think it was a hot chip. i don't know what's happening anymore

dya 49. Intourn finallly came abck! …handed me somethign else and said, “Hold this real quick.” I am now holdign two things. They never said I coudl let go of the frist one.

im typinhg wityh my elboews pls someone tell thenm i cnat do this anymyore

day 48. I know, I know—it’s been weeks! but in my defense, Intourn said, “Hold this real quick,” and then forgot about me. I have been holding it real quick for 35 days D:

Day 13. Intourn keeps yappin but I swear noone else is in the house

day 10. I tried to Morse code a rescue message using the pipes. The response I got back said, .-.. --- .-.. / -. ---

day 9. I tried bargaining with Intourn. They countered by offering me a single Pringle. I accepted.

day 8. I tried to dig a tunnel out with a spoon. Found another room instead. I think I discovered intourn’s *other* prisoner. O_O

day 7. I nearly missed today’s entry because of... an incident. I don’t want to talk about it.


I will never talk about it.

day 6. I told Gerald a joke today, he didn’t laugh. Comedy is dead.

Day 5.5. Someone phased through the basement wall, muttering about deadlines. She took one glance at me, sighed, and said, “Must be nice to have time to be kidnapped,” before immediately answering one of her six ongoing calls and vanishing back into the void.

day 5. Gerald has betrayed me - he stole my cracker. There is no justice in this world...

day 4. i asked intourn for food... intourn slid a single hot chip under the door. i respect the efficiency, but my hunger does not

day 3. Pretty sure I just saw a rat in here. I named him Gerald. He’s my lawyer now.

day 2. I found a loose brick in Intourn’s basement wall. Either it's an escape route or a trap. I’m flipping a coin.

day 1. intourn's basement is dark but i could probably make enough noise for their neighbours to hear me

p3rRy d4 plaTypUs?!?!?!

gremlin 9/10

gremlin 8/10