Sweaty Yeti
Paul Lassen   California, United States
 
 
The square root of rope is string

In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed
to look directly at the queen, duee to a belief at
the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts.
Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are
able to do this.

In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth
ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hotdog poisoning

Dental Floss has superb tensile strength

In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the emancipation Proclamation, freeing
the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking
and has no memory of the event

The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before thos someone had to
remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned
from their errands

It is incorrectly noted that thomas edison invented 'push-ups' in 1878.
Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier,
under the name 'Tesla-cize'

William Shakespeare did not exist. his plays were masterminded in 1598
by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts

At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the dutch.
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