My lord, the unwashed have infiltrated the castle. Shall I alert the guards to flick their beans crazy style?

I put concrete into a condom and now my ♥♥♥♥ is stuck.
I put my ♥♥♥♥ inside of the concrete condom and it's stuck now. I tried to goon inside of it, but it turns out that just made it bleed. I can't piss anymore, and it hurts so much.
What do I do? And should I go to the doctor??

round these parts it’s goon or be gooned……………………………..

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this guy has a massive ♥♥♥♥

Phil?