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2 people found this review helpful
305.7 hrs on record (150.7 hrs at review time)
Monster Hunter World is a 3d action puzzle platformer, where you play as a Monster Hunter, who is systematically driving vast, peaceful, defenseless fauna of this fantasy World to extinction, all just for their meat - all in futile attempts to satisfy your abusive gluttonous girlfriend, who simply wants to "taste the whole World". And she never puts out.

Pros: I like watching Handler eat
Cons: I don't like hearing her talk
Posted 19 March. Last edited 20 April.
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39.3 hrs on record (20.6 hrs at review time)
Shadow of War floated so Suicide Squad could drown.
Posted 17 March.
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1 person found this review funny
33.9 hrs on record (19.8 hrs at review time)
4 million dollar game that looks like it was made in Dreams.
Posted 13 February.
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43.0 hrs on record (36.9 hrs at review time)
Grandiose production value, titanic work of hundreds of artists and coders, completely nullified by horrendous game-design. Core gameplay loop that is uniquely not fun, loot that does not feel rewarding... Add to that baffling end-game (post main story) direction wish a dash of low player population due to terrible PR and you have yourself this game.

Bad shooter, bad looter, still the best Suicide Squad piece of media we have.

PS, freaking Gotham Knights have a better core gameplay loop AND better feeling for loot. Actually had a lot more fun playing that broken unoptimized piece of junk. Crazy.
Posted 8 February.
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2 people found this review helpful
23.9 hrs on record
Dated game with a MIGHTY NEED of remaster and way better end level.

Otherwise it's THE unique 3D action-puzzle platformer with whole lot of cool mechanics and amazingly original fun levels. Except the last one, god why, why Meat Circus exists, you fools, you had a good game and you ended it like this!
Posted 22 January.
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2 people found this review funny
56.7 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
The way you decided to handle save states in this game nullifies everything good about it, even though there is a lot.

Good job, mister Game Designer. Up yours.
Posted 12 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
125.9 hrs on record
Witcher 3 base with GTA 5 filling.

Very good product with little soul or originality, but the amount of excellent work on myriad little aspects, coupled with very fun combat (play on max difficulty) and great optimization on PC make it an easy recommend.

Probably the best 2$ game I've ever played so far.
Posted 10 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
34.0 hrs on record
Amazing Isaac-like with great systems and core mechanics, complete with wonderful atmosphere and music.

My only wish is for it to have more game around the core - "story" is too easy with no actual need to get better or learn optimal strategies, perks and mounts; you can just spam short expeditions. But I guess that's the point, for the game to be super accessible.

Anyway, 9.5/10
Posted 20 October, 2024.
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59.9 hrs on record (46.9 hrs at review time)
Escape pods are fake_
Posted 29 September, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
32.7 hrs on record (27.4 hrs at review time)
The game Dying Light wishes it was.
Posted 20 February, 2024.
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