Definetely furries. The staggering amount of ex-military, ACTUAL military, PhDs and professionals behind those fursuits always left me speechless. Plus if they can withstand the heat inside those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ things, in conventions full of other people nonetheless, they clearly have some damn resilience. And have you ever seen a fat furry? Acting like a damn dog irl must be exhausting. So I'd imagine them being somewhat more fit than the average weeb or discord mod. And as if it wasn't enough, they have plushie armor. Good luck punching one in the face and hitting actual face to any extent. It's such a safe bet, honestly, they don't even need bombs.

But seeing a white/purple anthropomorphic dog throw a dog treat shaped pipe bomb to a group of ahegao hoodie guys naruto running with fake plastic katanas would be such a spectacular scene, ngl.