Let me tell you a story, you see back in 1985 when I was young girl in the samalian civil war, my parents put me in a barrel and sent me across the sea to America. Sadly, they sent me the wrong direction and I ended up in vietnam. After the great veitname war, I went back with some koreans to live in taiwan for a while. There I found the ancient art of sex changes from a nice Tiawanese GentlewoMan... Then I was born into a nice American home with lots of rainbows and oatmeal.