Recent reviews by ImNotNeo

A dog told me he loved me using a voice actor, thats all it took for me to fall in love with this game.

Too hard... i mean FAR too hard to enjoy.
This is a game for the maschoists.
(Or people who suck at maths, but still play Monopoly at Christmas with family)

Its a LOT better than when your toast goes cold.

Its more choppy... plus if youre a fan of the colour red, its also important that you download this.

"Its the viking age... That explains the laser-raptor"


There is your reason to watch this.

Great game.... like playing minecraft but with wet socks.
finished it in 25 mins though. Needs more equips and needs more levels of depth.

I LOVE the ship creator tool, it is pefect but the combat really lets it down. The first enemies you fly into can blow your ship that you took an hour to build, apart in 1/2 shots and you weapons bounce off them.

To the developer - please lower the difficulty at the beggining. It really makes you not want to carry on after your first couple of ships.

(y)

How to make your life wonderful in 4 east steps:
Be part of the PC master race
Quickly get Beat Hazard from the steam sale for like £1
'Index' all of your fave music on the options (Personally i find EBM/Electro/Industrial works best)
MIND FAP till your ears bleed delight-sperm

♥♥♥♥.... yes.