"Ms. Wong?"

"No, Scruffy, I am wash bucket. I love you. Wash bucket has always loved you."

"It's wrong, wash bucket. Oh, it would be sweet for a while, but in the back of our minds, we'd know that I'm a man and you're janitorial equipment."

"In another city, we could be anyone we want!"

"Go. Go now, before I beg you to stay."

"Yep."

#Futurama

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