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ㅤ* You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
ㅤ* Two drunk men sat in a pub. One says to the other, "Does your watch tell the time?" "The other replies, "No, mate. You have to look at it."
ㅤ* A snake slithers into a pub and up to the bar. The landlord says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you." "What? Why not?" asks the snake. "Because", says the landlord, "You can't hold your drink."
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