Recent reviews by Josh26

Best game ever played

Stopped the modding so I’ve stopped the playing.

fun, addictive, replayable

♥♥♥♥ game. if it being free is making u wana download it more, then dont. Gives you mild autism and lung cancer. Now having to vape nic to become more sane. i once knew a guy who had to vape due to this and then suddenly perished.

I firstly love the music to this little game. Although when your playing, it does get a little repetitive at times. The art style for the game is in all fairness very good. I would of liked a bit more colouration with the buildings. As for game-play, the game runs really smoothly and the controls are easy to get used to. But in terms of end game.... there is none... There needs to be an end game objective or mission you can start and complete to unlock new buildings. There needs to be more content in general I think. But so far the game impresses me a lot in terms of visuals. I know the game does get progressively harder as you play. I'm on year 200+ and the game feels the same as it did at the year 50. There isn't much you can do besides adding new buildings and increasing your population. Like I said, there needs to be more content. More objectives, missions, enemies and maybe even a multiplayer. Would be cool to have bases and attack and upgrade the troops you have and get them on the boats and send them to your friends base to destroy it. But yeah that's enough said for now. It is a brilliant little game but massive potential.

Bloody good game

I'm yet to post a review for this game which ive got thousands of hours on. Well here it is

I started off playing darkrp. I really didn't know what I was doing. Just met a few people and messed around on this server (FearlessRP) which I got banned on... a lot... After around a year of playing on this one server, I finally got banned for all of eternity with the message "the is your last ban! move on". Being the 14 year old self, and had paid a super VIP in donations, I was genuinely upset by this news. I think I was banned for mass rdm or something. I soon realised that a lot of these admins on servers are snowflakes who abuse their power to cause people chronic depression.

I tried a few other servers... I came across a server, which lead on to become my favourite server of them all. This was Elysian Gaming. I paid for VIP instantly (as you do). And from there I worked my way from poor to one of the richest members in the server, making 2 gangs called AXED EG and Elexir EG. They both did amazingly as some of the top gangs in the server. But I wasnt done there... I kept my warnings clean and after submitting a trilogy of essays and a hefty interview, I then became a Moderator on the server. I'm not gay but ive never seen so much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in all my life. The top dons of the server were Brents and Lewis. Both of which had 0 to do with the staff team, but left us all in the hands of a couple superadmins who were clearly younger than most of us. People who had no pubes between their legs. People who love getting sucked on for a free promotions. I decided to jump aboard the band wagon. I sucked many ♥♥♥♥♥ to get into the position of admin. Once I got it then I sucked some more ♥♥♥♥ to get to a Head admin, which I was then almost immediately demoted because they caught me no clipping while in RP. I did this a lot... too much in fact... I used to no clip through the walls in peoples bases and take their printing money. I used to go invisible and listen to peoples conversations about me. I jailed and banned several people who wernt even rules breakers. My rampage never stopped until I was caught one day stealing money and clipping through the map. I had my rank stripped entirely! Not to mention, I was banned for 6 months.

As furious as ever, I decided to try out a different gamemode. It was Military RP. Basically the same as Darkrp with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but I was doing it to move up the ranks in a chain of command. I joined the RAF and became an Air Vice Marshall. I was governing a bunch of squeakers... Basically I flew a bunch of helicopters and did bombing runs of enemies. Everytime I wanted to take off, I had to sit of half an hour to wait for someone to say I'm ok to take off, I then instantly die to a rocket launcher guy. The process repeats and frankly I got pretty annoyed. I then did some abusing, by sneaking enemies into the base as prisoners and then giving them permission to gun down everyone. It was fun until I got banned again...

After the 6 month ban from Elysian, I realised the server was taken down and they were working on a new version. I later hooked up with some old friends and within the space of a year, I managed to develop 3 different servers with 3 completely different teams of people. Who later ditched me so I ditched the servers. A fun year of my life was wasted.

Elysian was brought back to life. I had my VIP back but didnt bother sucking ♥♥♥♥ again for admin. I aint gay! But yeah the server had a new map and staff. I created my old gang again. I tried to learn how to develop proper custom scripts but I got bored. I went about gang life until the server got shut down for good. I wasnt too happy.

So I joined Elysians arch enemy and that was Civil Gamers. A brilliant server ran by squeakers... I joined with a few friends, I sat all night mining crypto for my game to crash in the morning, wasting several millions. This process took a long time until I had enough to make a bank with 2 other players. Our bank did amazing until the server rules changed. Basically stopped us making money so banks were useless. But the server rules have since change and everyday I log on to drive my laferrari down evo city highway and then log off...