United States Marine Hyde, whats his middle name gonna be? Lock! What's his middle name? Lock, because Lock is a masculine name. It reminds me of Luke. Lock is a masculine name, also locks are masculine objects. They're hard steel, lock. My son will have lock, will be a lock like this. Lock. Also, I decided to name my son Lock because I saw this in the car just now. That's how I decided my sons name for life, because I saw it in the car just now. If I have another son, it will be Kombucha Mint Radio Hyde and then my next son, my final son, my greatest son will be Earplug Tape Hyde.

Get my life plan together, get my plan for the rest of my life. I'm gonna have a son and I'm gonna name my son US Marine. That's right.

" That's my son you just gave failing marks to: US Marine "
" What do you mean my son isn't passing his classes? "
" What do you mean US Marine wet his pants because he got bullied so bad in soccer practice? That's a US Marine you're talking about. A man. "

My son is coming out of the womb driving a Dodge Ram 1500 Standard Cab, strippy, no options. Dodge Ram, cheapest base model. New MSRP. Imagine if you were a one year old driving a Dodge Ram or a Ford Mustang V6 ecoboost. That's the most badass one year old around. What's his name? US Marine. US Marine and his brother, uh, Building. Because building, what's stronger than a building? Also, I just looked over there and saw a building. That's how I decided what to name my son, it's what I looked at. What's his middle name? Construction worker. Building Construction worker Hyde, built tough. He's gonna come out of the womb driving a fully customized Scion TC. US Marine is gonna be tough, he's gonna drive the Ram. Building Construction worker is gonna be fast, he's gonna drive the Scion TC turbo. Excess turbo blowoff valve. .