It seems I’ve done my job well—you fell hook, line, and sinker for the bait. You got so worked up that you decided to visit my profile, digging for some little nugget of information you could use to try and hurt me. How adorable! 😊 But don’t worry, I won’t leave you empty-handed. I believe in rewarding effort, after all. So, here it is—your grand prize! 🧂 A nice heaping dose of SALT! Not that you’ll need much more of it, considering you’ve already got enough stored up to flood the entire Atlantic Ocean. WOOHOO, what an achievement! Bravo! 👏 Now take a moment, breathe, and think about all the time and energy you’ve spent just to be here. Was it worth it? Probably not, but hey, at least I got you! 😎 Thanks for the laugh, and feel free to stick around if you’d like to keep the salt train going.