Recent reviews by Beelzebird

Ever wanted to die while defending your home from dozens of viking raiders while the drums in the distance beat almost as hard as your heart?

I have paid rent by cooking enormous numbers of omelets.

I have defeated my landlord with the power of rabbits.

I have watched in utter horror as Mrs. Fruit ate over a dozen fruits in a single spin.

And I recommend this game.

This is a game where you can increase the size of your grenade explosions such that it becomes impossible to not kill yourself with them.

100/10 would recommend

It's not easy to use words to describe what it's like to fear life more than death. Video games like this can express what that's like with fewer barriers.

This means a lot to me.