No matter the amount of skins, and worth of them, I am insatiable for more. It is an everlasting void that will never be filled, do not feel envy of what I posses, it is worse at the top.



Q: Where did you learn to be so prodigal in every possible extension of the word?
A: Really, it runs in the family, partially accredited to the strict workout routine and keto diet.

Q: Can I give you some of my virtual "Counter-Strike 2" skins as a form of gratitude?
A: As long as they are worth more than $8.00, I'll accept them.

Q: Do you offer training courses?
A: No. If you're lucky to be placed into a match with me, I recommend watching the VOD over at my POV as much as 60-200 times as needed to understand my technique. Not all can grasp it.

Q: Will you accept my friend request?
A: No.

Q: Can we trade?
A: If I profit 300% I will consider.

Statements:
- I am humble and drive an 05' Honda Accord with kickbladed source engine lithium ion boosters.
- There is a fleet of personally owned Teslas illegally monitoring women around Mexico.
- I am currently living in Cancun, any questions will be avoided.
- Honorably Discharged from Harvard. Early Dismissal in Highschool starting Freshman year.
- Currently, my Networth is climbing in the Trillions.
- I am a self-made child of an unnamed billionare. I am an entrepreneur of textiles.
(Competitors like to outsource materials, but being an entrepreneur, I buy it from the middle east.)
- My professionally confirmed IQ is well over 200.
- I am a methodical liar and will unravel your concept of reality.
- State your current residence upon visiting my profile, or I will have my team find it out anyways.
- I will kill you in the video game as much as I wish until victory is earned.
- I am always going to be above you, as a professional opinion, quitting is the best option.
- Upon donation of $500+ to me, you will be given a second chance at life.
- If you're questioning your sexuality, avoid contact with me. I will make you attracted.
- Ex-Convicts will be blocked.
( Individuals with misdemeanors may have communications established under specific conditions.)