It's this guys birthday, time to give him a surprise tonight. I'm going to sneak into his bed tonight and SLEEP with him. That's right. I'm going to sleep with him and he's not even going to know it. This is the most emotional gift I've given someone in my entire lifetime and I hope he appreciates it. I hope he will be touched by the time I'm sacrificing to give him a good birthday present, and I hope he will cherish the time we spend together in bed. I hope nobody walks in on us SLEEPING together such as his dad or William.

You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.

L + ratio + doesn’t play Codenames + mid + cringe

This guy loves canes and being the gayest guy I know

STOP BLOCKING ME! YOU NEED ME! WE ARE DESTINE TO BE TOGETHER. I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT. ILL DO WATEVER IT TAKE FOR YOUR LOVE AGAIN. ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. ill see you in hell

aaorn who is thebest monkey?