Time to shine in the gaming arena.

oh, there u are motherf*cker.

i hope your mom will live long enough to see your dying screams

someone referenced you as the c*ntest player of the CS:GO

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you'd be dead

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add me pls <3

u gay

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PLISS AKCEPT

okay?

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suka blyat'

pardon me m'lady.... but i was curious as to what you look like under those tasteful fabrics you are wearing...perhaps you would do me the honor of removing them and photographing your flesh so i can gaze upon your beauty?

JEBAĆ GO

signed
-gay autistic weeaboo

♥♥♥♥♥♥`g idiot, he don`t know wher is Russia & Ukraine!!! IT`S NOT SAME

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silver tík, éttu skít

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i sexually identify as sans. ever since i was a boy i dreamed of no capitalization in comic sans. people say to me that a person being a sans is such impossible and i'm a normie but i don't care, i'm very sans. i'm having a plastic surgeon shave everything off and install a blue jacket, black sweatpants, and pink slippers on my body. from now on i want you guys to call me "the pungeon master" and respect my right to be a so meme. if you can't accept me you're a much memephobe and need to check your pun-cifist privilege. thank you for understanding. ;)

How many times do I have to say it? Cory in the House is overrated. Cory is an emo wimp who keeps refusing to follow his father's orders and get in the White House, Meena is a ♥♥♥♥♥ who throws a tantrum every time Cory defeats a Senator, and Newt is just a waste of a character.
Phil of the Future is a much better anime by the same studio in my opinion. Phil goes through so much character development. He starts off with zero self confidence and always runs away to Seth, until he dies at the end of episode 8. Sure, Phil becomes emo after a while and thus his mecha won't work without him, but after episode 11, Phil takes SERIOUS levels in badass, and in episode 23, he's so manly he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ invents teleportation to punch a suicidal Curtis in the face. Not to mention Seth is an awesome older brother figure to Phil, and, admit it, you cried when he died and Curtis had to pilot his mecha.

Out of all my time researching the smash bros community and looking up tournament videos, I have seen only one female smasher. While I understand that video games in general are male dominant, that esports games are even more so this way, I am surprised that there are so little female smashers. I am absolutely looking for a gf that can kick my butt in smash bros as we train each other to the top of the doubles tournament scene, but I feel this will be impossible to find. I bet whenever there is a female smasher to walk into a tournament the lust gets real. Damn if I was a girl I would totally try to get good at smash just because of all that attention. This is my rant for today. (I have never had a gf in my life, but I'm sure I'm not the only one) Ps ladies, add me on the game ye? :P

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I was 13 years old, and one summer my parents decided to send me to my friend's house for a weekend, he lived about 4 hours from me after he had recently moved away, so I was excited to see him. Now to the part I really need to talk about.
We were sitting on the living room floor playing monopoly, my friend's sister, who was 15 at the time, was kicking my ass and I was getting really upset. After she finally eliminated me I muttered an expletive that started with F and ended with K.

Their mom heard me and entered a state of rage, she grabbed my arm, stood me up, and gave me 3 quick swats to my butt, then she marched me to the kitchen, grabbed a cutting board, and brought me back to the living room. She told me then to "bend over the arm of the couch and pull your pants down." once I was in position she pulled down my underwear too! Right in front of my friend and his sister! I was really embarrassed at this point and began to cry before the spanking even began. I ended up getting 13 swats with the cutting board on my bare bottom. My butt was sore for 3 days after, and she made me stand in the corner with my bright red ass sticking out for the next 30 minutes while they finished their monopoly game. This happened when I was 13, about 2 years ago.

Jesus Christ! Why is ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time I talk to people in this group and they start getting butt hurt. They have to point out I'm a furry. So ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what. Last me it affects me at all for you pointing it out. Are you trying to insult me in some way? Cause its not working. I'm fine being called one calling me anything else AIT go on a do ♥♥♥♥. So think before you talk ♥♥♥♥.

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I sexually Identify as Doge. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of broken English in rainbow text. People say to me that a person being a Doge is such Impossible and I'm a normie but I don't care, I'm very Doge. I'm having a plastic surgeon install many dog hair and such bulging eyes on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Wow Such Doge" and respect my right to be a so meme. If you can't accept me you're a much memephobe and need to check your comic sans privilege. Thank you for being much understanding. Wow.

Since I'm already ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life down the toilet, I decided in my infinite wisdom tonight to finally let loose on the forums here and tell you all how I really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ think, and it's so funny you'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ yourself like I almost did three times today because I've got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BLOODY DIARRHEA LOL. First up on the chopping block, I'm smarter than you. No way, it's true

Due to the law of averages, the vast majority of people reading this are probably ready to rebuke me in some funny way which will make me laugh greatly, but the fact is it's true. Why? I don't need no ♥♥♥♥♥♥' statistics, I just am. I aced high school, I aced college, and I'm acing my whole life right now. I'm running circles around my entire editorial board at my newspaper, and my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ boss knows I'm smarter than her, but she's a skinny whiny Jew who thinks she knows better than everybody because she comes from Kansas and reads The New York Times. ♥♥♥♥ that. I'm the only one keeping that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ rag in business and she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knows it, which is why she felt threatened by me today and decided to ream me out for the headlines I write at night: BAWWWW they're too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ inaccurate! They're too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ inappropriate! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ little ♥♥♥♥♥

Second up, hunters have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rights. If you're a hunter, ♥♥♥♥ you. If you've ever killed an animal just for the ♥♥♥♥ of it, ♥♥♥♥ you. The only thing you savages have the right to do is the right to remain silent while the police arrest you for murder. Yes, murder. In these modern times we live in, what some like to call the 21st century, we as a species have evolved past the need for senseless barbarism like the kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pull when you get liquored up and go kill Bambi. You know what? Nature can take care of itself, it has for millions of years. It doesn't need us ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it up by hiding behind that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason of "population control". Yeah, I got your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ population control right here. It's called kill the hunters. An eye for an eye. Capital punishment for capital murder. I consider the murder of animals to be on equal footing with the murder of humans.

"Well Nightweaver, what about plants? They have feelings too baww baww baww. What about when you hit a deer/raccoon/squirrel with your car? What about stomping on insects?" You know what I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talking about you pieces of ♥♥♥♥. Stop muddling the argument with your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ straw man bull. I don't need reams of scientific data to back up what I'm saying...KILLING IS WRONG NO MATTER WHAT IT IS. Did you know that the vast majority of hunters in the U.S. are big fat neckbeards and rednecks, probably like the kind who post on this forum? It's true. Try going to India with that stupid "animals are lower than humans" ♥♥♥♥ you speciesist ♥♥♥♥♥♥, see how far you get before somebody runs your ass over. And don't try that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that "we need them for food, we need them for research, we need them for clothing, we need them for this, we need them for that..." It doesn't hold any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ water with me anymore, not that it ever really did

This is the same species which just mapped the human genome a few years ago; it's time for us to crawl out of the caveman macho ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ days and get with the program. Yes I think I can make things better by yelling at you, so shut up. Yes I'm a member of PETA, so shut up. If I was less lazy and actually owned one, I'd take my gun and go out and hunt the hunters. I'd kill every one of you arrogant speciesist bastards I could find. Same goes for you meat-eaters. Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I've thrived for 15 years on no meat, now it's YOUR turn to try it out. Or are you too ♥♥♥♥♥? Yeah that's what I thought, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who are too scared to go vegan. My conscience is clear, what about yours? Hm? You don't mind they're killed in horrible ways in slaughterhouses?

You ENJOY watching them die? Then you're the worst kind of scum, lower even than child molesters. I spit on your fetid corpse. Finally (because I know you people are having OH SO MUCH FUN copying this into your ED entry on me), I DROP THE BIG BOMB! I'm into sex with animals! HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥. Guess what, it's kind of been skirted around in everything I've said about the topic anyway, but I support enormous animal penises in my mouth. Yes that's right, let's go there. OH SISTER! I will admit I've never actually tried it on any animal, but I would love to. I can hear someone now "Wow what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hypocrite that he says he loves animals but wants to raep them lolololololoololol

Let me get one thing straight ♥♥♥♥♥♥: Pleasuring an animal sexually and raping them are two different things, and if you don't know the difference then you shouldn't be trying it in the first place. Do you think your dog likes getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blue balls because there's no ♥♥♥♥♥ for him? THAT'S ABUSE. THAT'S RAEP. Letting your poor pet suffer in silence because of a lack of sexual gratification. So OK, we got dogs covered, and it's different with all animals and some are NOT designed for us, so you better stay the ♥♥♥♥ away from them. But honestly, do you think that horse hates having his ♥♥♥♥ rubbed if he's standing there and thrusting his hips at you? Believe me pal, if that horse didn't want you there, you'd have a busted jaw or broken neck already from a hoof to the face.

So those are the two most obvious examples of animals I would like to pleasure; it's amazing how fast everyone's going to misinterpret this post and read into this that I'm some SICK ♥♥♥♥ who you can't let near your children. That's amazing, those people should win a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Nobel Prize for their stupidity. I'm about as benign a guy as you'll ever find, but here's what I can't get over: I'm in this fandom, furry fandom see, and its artists draw a LOT of dog ♥♥♥♥♥ and a LOT of horse ♥♥♥♥♥ and I'm like W-T-F? We love to see art of this ♥♥♥♥ but try soooo hard to deny to ourselves that it's just fantasy? ♥♥♥♥ you, slap yourself into reality. YOU'RE LOOKING AT DOG ♥♥♥♥ AND GETTING OFF TO IT. Whether its drawn or not, you can't claim that you're not "into" animal sex. People just LOVE to make fun of us, zoophiles, bestialists, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, scum, whatever they call us

It's one big self-assuring joke apparently for humanity to delude itself into thinking that we're so much superior to lower animals that we cannot have sex with them. Interspecies sex is common in the wild, and yes I'm aware of the apparent hypocrisy between that and what I just said about hunting. "Animals hunt but we can't , but we can ♥♥♥♥ them? Derpa derpa derp." Well guess what? We've domesticated all these species, and we are responsible for them. We're responsible for their care. Sometimes these poor beasts can't get off the way they want to, because of the physical restrictions we place on them by separating the sexes and so forth. So we should be able to masturbate them at least if they're horny and have no other outlet! I'd sign up to do it; I'd be at the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head of the line for that ♥♥♥♥. Giant horse ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth? DO WANT!

I sexually Identify as an Copypasta. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being posted on to r/copypasta. People say to me that a person being a Copypasta is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install ASCII art, comic sans text and and a link to r/copypasta link on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “The Chef” and respect my right to be spammed on Youtube, Reddit and 4chan. If you can’t accept me you’re posted only once and need to check your page view count. Thank you for being so understanding.

im so emo i will throw u up into my ceiling fAN SO IT CUTS YOU UP THEN I'LL WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT AND PUT IT ON MY 'I LOVE ANDY BIERSACK' MIXTAPE SO THAT I CAN SHARE IT WILL ALL THE EMOS IN THE COUNTRY AND THEY WILL THINK ITS FUNNY AND DO THE OMG IMVU LAUGH AND DIE FROM NOT BEING ABLE TO BREATH THEN I'LL FEED THEM GARLIC BREAD AND THEY'LL COME BACK TO LIFE AND START SINGING BMTH BC THEY REALISED THEY ACTUALLY WANT TO GO TO HELL

Listen ♥♥♥♥♥ this is the last message I’m ever gonna send to you. You are such a ♥♥♥♥♥ I never even said half of the things that your telling Savannah. You call me a liar. Whatever it wasn’t even me texting you and you were flirting with me so hard. And then you blame this on me. You first started flirting first. And I hope you have a ♥♥♥♥ time with your relationship cause I don’t know what he sees in you. Your so annoying and stupid. So don’t text me again. Me and Savannah are gonna last forever and be happy together and you are trying to start ♥♥♥♥ between us. I never liked you you were always annoying and yes I did talk ♥♥♥♥ on you. So get out of my life. Have fun with your ♥♥♥♥ stain of a boyfriend and ♥♥♥♥ off don’t text me.

I am 15 years old and I'm a brony. It is simply a tv show. I am no different than anyone else. I have a 3.87 GPA and many friends who simply don't mind me being a brony. I don't give a single ♥♥♥♥ about brony haters because the only reason they hate us is cuz they don't know anything about us. -.-

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