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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 12:40am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 8:27pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:07pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 10:00pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:52am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:48pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:49am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:51am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:55am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 9:12pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 8:03am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 8:58pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:35am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 1:01am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 11:55pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 12:12am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 12:45am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 1:26am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 12:25pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 12:03pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 12:04am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:53am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 9:13pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 4:26pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:56pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:48pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:48pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 23 May @ 5:04pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 8:59pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:11pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 10:50pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:53am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 9:13pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:14pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:14pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 12:29am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:48pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:13pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:24pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 1:35pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 1:35pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 11:44am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:10am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:49pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 1:35pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 9:08am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 8:21pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 7:47am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 9:48am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:51pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:56pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 1:09pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:44am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 7:24pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 6:58pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 3:06am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 11:20am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:13pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:11pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 4:04pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 1:20am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 12:35pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:52am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 12:28pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 1:30am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 6:59pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 3:06am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 11:20am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:13pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:11pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 4:04pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 1:20am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 12:35pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 7:07pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 3:06am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 8:22pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 8:22pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 10:58am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May @ 12:08pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 1:13am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:55am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 12:40am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:53pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:48pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 1:34am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:20am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:20am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:13pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:13pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:52am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:44am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:22am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 2:13am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:53am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 11:20am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:33pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:13pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 4:10pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:11am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 3:44pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 7:11pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 9:57am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 9:57pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 11:31pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 9:59pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 1:35am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:51pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:49pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 4:51pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 1:20pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 8:34pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 11:37am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 11:33am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 8:31pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 11:14am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 10:53pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:48pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:50pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:50pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:51pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:51pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:51pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:51pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:02pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 23 May @ 5:04pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 9:27pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:49pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:49pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:52pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 12:13pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:53am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:53am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 11:20am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:33pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:13pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 4:10pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:11am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 3:44pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 7:11pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:00pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 7:24pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 11:26pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:48pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:48pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 4:55pm



Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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