"Lol one time I got 7 zeus' in one game"-***** M. 2016

My name is *****. My goal, is to do as bad as I can by the end of EVERY game. I won't tell my team this. If you are on my team when you see this, shhh.... I want to see how many insults i can catch before this is over.
The rules I play by are as follows:
1. I must attempt to make my money=0.
2. I can't scope in with any scoped weapons.
3. I must make false/wrong callouts if asked.
4. Each round, if I have one, I must try to peg a teamate with a decoy.
5. Team-flashes are a must.
6. If a teamate is lit 90+, I must try to TK him, but make it look like an accident.
7. If I injure someone, before I call out how much, I must reverse the two numbers if the number is two digit, and multiple it by ten if it is one digit.
8. I must take a shot for every death.
9. I may play and quit as I wish.
GLHF.
(*I might occasionally use this account to try and improve with weapons I am no good with, play with lower ranked friends, or just to have fun.*)