Recent reviews by iBlewUpTheMoon

Best 25€ i've spend on a custom story

Does this game need any more introduction? If you have never played Bioshock, do it now.

Fix... these... blasted... games.... already.... you.... lazy.... bastards....

This game has delivered me more then I could ever ask in this world... and by that I mean it made me laugh as if I was 5 years old and I was told my first joke Since afterall this whole story could be summed pretty short: Its about a poor ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ artist with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ attitude ever concieved, to the point it brings hollywood villains to shame and that lost 1.000.000.000$ in a bet, and also a hot wife that burned her hands in a "horrible" cooking accidnet ( well guess she wont be handy anymore..or give handys, playing the "key" role will be harder for her) and a "gifted" child that was sold to the guys at disney so they can star her for the next movie of starwars. That little girl in starwars who steals Han Solos ship, is his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Daughter...what a twist disney which leaves to my Final word. No.

The one game that never grows boring. Wide range of community made custom stories keep this game a A+ underwear stainer. Propably the only masterpiece that Frictional has made

I... HATE... ANGLER FISHES...

F****** Clarence!

My acrophobia thanked me when i played this, Retro aperture levels were divine

It was worth to have waited this for few years. Outstanding and beautiful game ✩✩✩✩✩/✩✩✩✩✩