R T A's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 7:04am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2016 @ 5:37pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 6:38am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 7:12am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 7:24am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2016 @ 10:49pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2016 @ 12:20am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2016 @ 5:47pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2016 @ 4:30pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2016 @ 5:31pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 9:23pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2016 @ 5:13pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2016 @ 10:37pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2016 @ 11:56pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 7:14am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2016 @ 5:24pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 7:32am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2016 @ 11:27pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2016 @ 12:16am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2016 @ 5:27pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2016 @ 5:36pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 6:38am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2016 @ 5:45pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 6:48am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2016 @ 11:26pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2016 @ 5:10pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 6:47am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 7:26am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2015 @ 6:45am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2016 @ 6:06pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2016 @ 1:26pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2016 @ 11:39pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 8:18pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2016 @ 12:23am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2016 @ 11:59pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 9:24pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2016 @ 11:32pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2016 @ 1:57pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

16 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

6 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

6 / 30

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30