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He invited me to his lan party, in the invitation it says, "Alchy, wanna ♥♥♥ to my place ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and maybe lan?". I know he's the type who's the one underneath the scoreboard and is more submissive, and I'm the one above as the agressive entry fragger. That also means he likes to be the one underneath while I'm the one on top ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
So I went to his place, all excited for some guud action (if you know what i mean). I pin him, nip him, twist his nips and pressed myself on him from behind. Suddenly, he just suckered punch me and tapped me.
Turns out he hated anal, pinned to the wall, and is STRAIGHT. I MEAN What kind of guy invites another guy to '♥♥♥ to my place', and is STRAIGHT?! I felt so cheated, violated, misunderstood.
Don't trust this guy.
(Oh but good news tho, turns out his fellow lan partners were in for some gud time so meh all gud)
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy