*smacks lips profously*
YO HOL UP HOL UP
*puts on blacksuit and proceeds to s2k rebels*
AYO SO U BE SAYIN
*dewhitelists a guy over losing an argument*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*waits a couple of weeks to reply with an application and then doesn't even bother to read it*
U BE SAYIN
*erps with every femcop and becomes their sugardaddy afterwards*
HOL UP HOL UP
*abuses and minges and then complains about the image of the faction when a normal player does it*
U SAYIN WE IZ
*loses his rank so he asks his friends to minge and cause a judgement waiver so he could cry to the SD's to get his rank back*
WE IZ HEDCOPS N SHET?
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[A Civil Protection Of...] says "<:: Move! ::>"
[An extremely tall Civ...] says "<:: Go wall it pal. ::>"
[White hair| Glasses| ...] says "You dare test me?"
[A Civil Protection Of...] says "<:: Wall. ::>"
[A Civil Protection Of...] says "<:: This is your second warning. ::>"
*** [White hair| Glasses| ...] head opens up from the thorat, going backwards. from his throat rises a GAU-8 minigun, then turning horizontally and aiming at the unit.
*** [A Civil Protection Of...] would attemot to grab the male by his shoulder and push him towards the nearest wall, as the male is clearly halucinating.
[Towering at 6'3, they...] says "<:: Bugger off, sasquatch. ::>"
*** [White hair| Glasses| ...] begins to hover, shouting satanic rituals as he begins self disembowling himself, revealing more GAU-8 miniguns, he explodes and a shower of blood and GAU-8 miniguns rain upon the occupants of the area, his spirit then takes control of the weapons, simultaneously revving them up and obliterating the unit into oblivion.
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Over 3 hours trying to learn to be a cop, 3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hours of studying for something i was slightly interested in... over 5 weeks of waiting with nothing to show, and i get told to read the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rules. thanks for wasting my time, i am extremely pumped to play on a different server and have some genuine fun. dont bother relpying as i am never going on this account again.
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<22:48:28> "jet" was kicked from the server by "Roosebuddy" (Fake reports about bullies wtf)
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top 10 reasons why metropolice roxx

1. we WERA cool measks
2. we FILTIER gas
3. we AMPATATE rebel
4. our EYES GLOW
5. we use COOL RADIO SPAEK TALK
6. we have COOL GUNZ
7. we have COOL SCANRS
8. we PATROL CITY
9. we SECRE PERIMAETER
10. we KIL GORADN FREMAN
11. STRONGER THAN OTHER AND THE BEST BICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[LOOC] C08:00.DEFENDER-9: I wanna do something bad to them to teach them a lesson
[LOOC] C08:00.DEFENDER-9: Just like what was done to me
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** Pfc. Anastasia Kreslina pointed her feet as straight as possible, her feet positioned directly under her hips from the stand with about 3 to 5 inches distance from one to another. She paced a foot forth, shifting her weight onto aforementioned extremity before bringing the behind foot infront of the previously moved one. She continued this until she left the bar.
[OOC] Pfc. Anastasia Kreslina: /ME WALKS
[OOC] Pfc. Anastasia Kreslina: who rdmd me
[OOC] Pfc. Anastasia Kreslina: who just rdmd me for roleplaying
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[12:25 AM]
ace:
YOU! ME! GASSTATION!
WHAT ARE WE GETTING FOR DINNER?
SUSHI OF COURSE!
UH OH!
THERE WAS A ROOFIE INSIDE OF OUR GASSTATION SUSHI!
WE BLACK OUT AND WAKE UP IN A SEWER!
WE'RE SURROUNDED BY FISH - HORNY. FISH!
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS - FISH. ORGY!
THE STENCH DRAWS IN A BEAR!
WHAT DO WE DO?
WE'RE GONNA FIGHT IT!
BEARFIGHT. BAREHANDED. BARE-NAKED?
OH. YES. PLEASE.
WE BEFRIEND THE BEAR AFTER WE BEAT IT IN A BRAWL.
THEN WE RIDE INTO A CHUCK E. CHEESE.DANCE.
DANCE. REVOLUTION.
REVOLUTION? - OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT?
UHHH - I THINK SO?!
NEXT THING YOU KNOW - IM REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST.
THEN I TURN INTO A JET - FLY INTO THE SUN - BLACKOUT AGAIN
WAKE UP. DO A BUMP. WHITEOUT. WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO.
THEN I SMOKED A JOINT. GREENED OUT.
THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN-UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN!
DRRRRHUH-HRTZHRH-DBRHRH-HUGG-AA-AAA-AAAAAAAA