A pony walks into a bar and asks the barman for a drink. The barman replies that he can't hear the pony, and asks it to please speak up. It repeats itself and once again the barman can't make out what's being said. "Speak clearly or I'll have to ask you to leave," he says.

"I'm sorry," the pony replies, "I'm just a little hoarse."

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