Recent reviews by Promethium

A running simulator with no destination.

ArmA III's big brother, ArmA II's little brother, who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cares. This game is amazing. Unfortunately over the years it has gradually became pretty dead. Not like a little dead, but like deader than the hooker your father made you kill on your eighteenth birthday that is still to this day buried two feet beneath the surface of your Mum's flower bed. Other than that this game has aged incredibly well and still looks amazing to this day. Another thing I noticed is the fact I never remember it running as well as it does now. It used to run like it was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ molecular dynamics modelling engine, but now seems to actually pull in better FPS readings that It's new 'optimised' baby brother.

quality/10 - doesn't consistantly make me want to commit like every other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game in my library.

Crippling depression for the low price of whatever Valve feels like. Ever wanted to drink a bottle of Dimestos without second thought? Then this is the game for you. Have a bundle of pain with you and four other friends on a team for an awful half hour competetive prison of which you cannot escape without consiquence.

quality/10

If your pc isnt good dont buy it