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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:19am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:43pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:19am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:29am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:29am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:40am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:45am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:54am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:15am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:20am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 1:43am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:29am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:45am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:39am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 1:20am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:35am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:38am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:16am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:17am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:42am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:11am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:46am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 5:54am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:14am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 6:04am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:54am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 6:27am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 1:43am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:29am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:29am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:29am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:29am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:29am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:49am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 6:45am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:06am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 6:46am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:36am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 7:15am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:41am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:37pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 1:07am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 6:05am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 6:04am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:04am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 6:05am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:44am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:04am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 9:14am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 9:14am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 9:14am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 9:14am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 9:14am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 9:14am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 9:14am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 9:14am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 9:14am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
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But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
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What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
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Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
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Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
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Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
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Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
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Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
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Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
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I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
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And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
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Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
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Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
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Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
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Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
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I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
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What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
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Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
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Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
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I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
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Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
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Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
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Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
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Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
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Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
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Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 9:14am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 12 Dec @ 9:14am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
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All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
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A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.