Recent reviews by Shred

If you're not listening to Amon Amarth while playing this, you're doing it wrong.

This game ticks so many boxes for me. Excellent execution of the rogue formula. Norse mythology. Really good visuals. Punchy and satisfying audio. This inspires me to continue work on the games I'm developing myself. Excited to see what's to come in the future. \m/ \m/

My wish list looks naked without this sitting at the top.

This is everything I wanted it to be. It plays beautifully, it's brutal AF, and it maintains the same eerie style as the original. I wish more sequels were like this.

I actually bought a set of wrist weights specifically for playing this game. Gorn has officially become part of my daily workout. Unfortunately, my vive is starting to smell a little ripe. Gotta clean those facepads man.

Would be awesome to have the ability to include a custom soundtrack. While I can just run spotify in the background, it'd be much easier to have the game start a track when a fight starts.

Can't wait to see what future updates will include!

Cheaper than Xanax.

Had to call the doctor. Erection lasted longer than 4 hours.

10/10 would pitch a tent again.

"ARE YOU $%#ING KIDDING ME?!?!" - I said...at least a thousand times.

This game is a blast. But don't walk in expecting your first crawl to be a sunshine-peppered stroll through pixie-fart forest. You WILL get your ass kicked. Deal with it, move on. And once you learn the flow of the game, that's when you're hooked.

Brilliantly executed on all accounts. I hope there's more to come. =)

I pooped a little.
10/10

I normally don't write reviews, but I have to at least say something here:

This epic gem of a game came out of nowhere and has gracefully taken everyone by surprise. There is not a single facet that hasn't been polished to a brilliant shine. It's so well done, the fact that it's LOTR feels trivial at times.

....my......precious......10/10