Recent reviews by John Foot Penis

GG

$39.99 for a 10 year old game, which is pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ for a company such as Activision to continue charging this, even during steam's seasonal sales.

Although, pretty decent for its time and the zombies is pretty dope, but only buy this once it's on sale.

Black salami simulator

Pretty decent game to play if you just want to chill and not think about much. The game itself is simple and is pretty detailed in terms to driving a truck. Definitely good if you need a few hours to go by pretty fast imo.

Best way to get cancer.
Everyone is very friendly to help spread it.

The new standard, this game set the bar high for most games.
Runs at 1920x1080 at 45-60 FPS in max graphics settings (not max advanced) with max view distance using GTX 780, 16GB RAM, i5-4670k @ 4.0GHz but most times runs at 58-59, very very smooth.
Was able to light a car on fire with a flare gun without directly hitting it. 10/10