hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

I had this ice cream with a slice of homemade pumpkin pie, and had a reaction afterwards with gas right after and rashes on my arms the this morning.

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Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth.

“If I don't like something that's going on in my life, I change it. And I don't sit and complain about it for a year.”
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I just threw my glass table at my 35 inch monitor, shattering both of them. This GAME has humiliated my entire family. My wife and kids are in tears as 40+ guests clear out of my house. Just threw my Neon Rainbow Keyboard into the firepit. I can’t do this any longer.

I was having a really bad day and just saw the comment you left me. I smiled during the first sentence. We may not talk much anymore but I appreciate you so much. Miss you :)

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The arrival of the Assassin marks a surprising turning point in the Louisiana Case. Before its arrival, the entity's major aspects were certainly formidable combatants, though designed for other purposes. The humanoid Assassin seemed especially sculpted to shock humans, and destroy them.
Accounts of such a creature are similar: that of a tall humanoid figure who can seemingly melt into a swarm of insects. Whether or not this is the result of trickery, or actual physical transformation, is debatable. Though with all things relating to this case, I am inclined toward belief in the most outlandish and bizarre theorizations one day, and incredulous the next.

With each passing day the situation in the Norvinsk region grows more and more complicated. Incessant warfare in Tarkov has sparked massive panic; local population flees the city, but those who stayed are looking to improve their fortunes at expense of others. Having accepted the new reality, “savage” Tarkov natives flocked into well-armed gangs and started the redivision of the city. Nowadays, Tarkov is separated by unseen borders, controlled by different groups. Gain-greedy gunmen would go any length to have their way, including murder of civilians and direct confrontation with the two private military companies.

Among Us Lore
What do we know about the crewmates?
All crewmates are 3'6" and 92 lbs. (According to the Submit Scan task.)
The crewmates work for an organization called MIRA. (Explored in the MIRA HQ map.)
The crewmates are studying alien geology and lifeforms, as well as mining. (The Upload Data and Process Data tasks include files such as specimen_data.tiff, minerals_data.dat, and mining_finances.png. Artifacts and samples seen in other tasks include bones, plant and animal fossils, and gems.)
The crewmates want to escape the imposters and "return back to civilization." (From the official site.)

I weigh a lot more than I'd like to.
I made sure to put some cologne on and put some gel in my hair, you know at least seem presentable.
I'm not the most attractive guy but I'm definitely a funny guy, I know how to make the ladies laugh and my personality is what's gotten me laid in the past.
Should also mention that I'd been learning Korean for about 2 years before this fan meeting so I was sorta able to converse with her.
It was kinda a disaster from the get go, right from the first girl she kinda looked at me weird, I thought "meh, whatever some people will love you some won't" literally all of them gave me a kinda weird look but Doyeon looked at me like I was Jabba the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Hutt. I still love her but holy ♥♥♥♥ that made me feel like ♥♥♥♥

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if a viewer falls in love with a streamer and the streamer is partly at fault then banning/blocking the viewer might result in the death of the streamer. so if i was a streamer and i presented myself as boyfriend material having girls fall in love with me i'd never block them because i know that it would give them the right to end my life aswell.. at least morally speaking. sadly in our society a lot of people are very uneducated and very ignorant about love + the internet is rather new to our society which means sadly its still legal and acceptable to break other peoples heart and if the person who got his/ehr heart broken kills the other person who broke their heart, the person who killed that other person now has to go to jail eventhough he/she acted morally correct

YES i am duo leveling 1-60 with another guy
YES we will be sleeping, eating, and fapping together at the same time to maintain our schedule
NO this is not gay
WHATEVER IT TAKES

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Thanks for shooting 2 pigs. 👍

hes just a gamer boy, she said see you later boy, he wasnt 1337 enough for her

Am I the only one who wants to ♥♥♥♥ that hole? Irma is a girl's name, right?

I'd pay big money for someone to fly above the hurricane and drop me naked into that hole.

Imagine that. The first person in human history to actually ♥♥♥♥ a hurricane.

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The fish people have boobs. Why? They are not mammals, they are not even proto-mammals. It isn't even like they appear for very long, and I'm pretty sure that Ubisoft isn't trying to get us to buy the game on the basis of the sex appeal of its fish people. Why then do the fish people have breasts?

Person: "Witcher 3 is better than Skyrim
Me: Never should of come here, FUS ROH DA
Person: I YIELD I YIELD

When I was 12 I won a contest to play video games with Linkin Park before a concert of theirs. There were these video game buses set up at the venue that I was asked to wait outside of while security brought the band out. "The band" ended up only being Rob, the drummer, and my brother-in-law and I just stood outside the bus and talked to him for like 10 minutes before he left.

I miss the good old days when you could join the army at 14 and die illiterate and malnourished from dysentery in the sweltering indian heat

I have been playing this game for like 10 days now. My character is an undead and he is on level 30 now. I take the time to train him so he will be an Undead that Transforms into a Demon God.
Instead what I find today is that the warlock can not transform. this power has been given to the demon hunters. I'm pretty upset. My lives not going well and this was all I had. Only to find that he will never evolve.
I pay 20 dollars for this world of Warcraft starter box with a book that tells me this power will be there. I kind of want that money back. I want my money back for dragonball z Exenoverse as well. Because Dungeon Blitz is a way better game than Warcraft and Dragonball z Dokkan battle is way better than exenoverse. I never should have upgrade and Feel sick to my stomach at this point for trying to.

This turns my stomach. Just flat out the most offensive game I've ever seen. I've been to the actual battlefields and mass graves across Europe, held the minutes silence without fail every rememberence day my entire life, for as long as I could understand the meaning of it. There was no glory in this war. No thrilling action or daring do, no heroes and villains, this was mass murder, a scar on the history of our species, and every single person involved in it was a victim. This trailer, the entire concept of this game, makes me feel physically sick, and just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ angry. How ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dare anyone make a game like this about the First World War. I don't know what's worse, the sick ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ emotionless, greedy ♥♥♥♥♥ that would seriously exploit this horror of an industrialised massacre, or the ignorant, soulless bastards that will give them money and enjoy it. Anyone involved in this, or seriously think of buying this, should be ashamed of themselves.

I'm not gay, but I would've loved to have been there with them. It would've made him feel more comfortable to have another guy there, I'm sure, and I could've helped out since it seemed like he was only paying attention to one girl at a time. I've yet to see the full, unedited scene though. I did just ♥♥♥ to this though, no joke. I spent the last hour downloading several very high quality scenes, and then before anything I end up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to a quick ♥♥♥♥♥ scene. It was great though. I had been warming up for nearly an hour, so it was no biggie, and my downloads aren't going anywhere.

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Recently though I found out she filmed herself ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her male roommate and I can't stop crying about it. I can't even bring myself to jerk off to it even though I spent 20 dollars to download it.

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Prostate stimulation is not gay. But doing it with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ plastic dildos is not that great. What you want is the real thing. Basically me and my friend take turns stimulating each others' prostate with our ♥♥♥♥♥, while watching (straight) porn. It's really no different from buddyfapping, where you jack off each other while watching porn. That feels much better too since it's a stranger's hand.

Anyway, we both like girls and we have a girlfriend so we're 100% straight, but each Sunday we go to a Hotel to jack off to some lesbo porn or something and then hammer each others' prostates until we ♥♥♥ like 10 times each. We both tried pegging with our girlfriends, but I can't even get hard like that, the plastic is just not the same.

I don't idolize Hitler, but I recognize his motivation capabilities...and that of the Nazi rhetoric.

Every goal in my life is intended to bring me closer to achieving my primary goal: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a girl right in her ♥♥♥♥♥. It's depressing because despite putting so much effort into getting ♥♥♥♥♥, I just keep getting rejected. Meanwhile, girls don't have to worry about sex. They can get it any time they want. So they can dedicate their lives to something else like mastering an instrument, becoming a professor at a prestigious university, a BJJ black belt, or whatever else they feel like.

I'm a 6'4" chef at Wendy's with a 9 inch ♥♥♥♥ making over $130,000 a year.

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device for getting high while asleep? i like to get high when i'm awake and i feel like i'm missing out on valuable high time while sleeping, so if anyone knows about any inventions that can help me get high while sleeping i would appreciate it greatly.

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light yourself on fire!!!! your ignoring of demiromantic-type native americans is really problematic!!!!!!! HOW IS IT SO DIFFICULT TO ACCEPT THAT GENDER OPINIONS KEEPS ME FROM HAVING ANY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RIGHTS!!!!!!

how are you killing the time until fallout 4?

I know a guy who is on a liquid LSD drip until 10 November

Personally I asked my local hospital if they could induce a medical coma on me

im 6'6 and jacked as ♥♥♥♥. men dont start ♥♥♥♥ with me and women start up conversations with me. multiple times a week i get asked what nfl team i play for. life is good.

Suicide is dumb. Don't be a 2k mmr Leshrac be a 7k 6 slotted Faceless Void with a Timebreak

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I've always looked up to Solid Snake from MGS and thought "wish I could be like him" or "what would Snake do in this situation".

Whenever i get the urge to watch porn or masturbate, even if i don't have a specific person in mind, i start asking questions like these:
Where did she grow up? A big House? They have a dish washer?
What is her father like? What is her mother like? Her brothers?
What is her favorite icecream?
What kind of thing makes her sad? What makes her energized about life?
What are her hopes for the future?

For a month now, I've been experiencing 6 wet dreams a week !!

Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

Here's why:

Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.

Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.

Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.

Everybody says chemo is so terrible but I don't get it. Is there a way to try it just for fun?