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The door opened and Sean poked his expressive face out to greet me!
"Hey you!" he exclaimed in his adorable British-Australian accent. "I'm so happy you could make it to spend the evening with us."
"I was so happy when I heard you agreed to let me come in for the interview," I said.
"Oh yeah. The interview. I forgot," he replied with his usual brilliant humor.
I laughed. "You're so funny, Sean."
"I wasn't joking," he said, chuckling nervously. Classic Sean.
"Let me show you my office. I have a surprise to show you," Sean said.
He led me to the room and we sat down on a soft, vinyl couch. "So, let me show you the surprise," he said softly. "It's the newest build of the game. We just added some new features."
He booted up the game on a PS4 in his office. I stared at his face.
"So here's the game!" he said, eagerly. It opened on an alien world, just calling out to be explored. I began to sweat. Here it finally was, in front of me in all it's glory. And it was being played by Sean, in front of me in all his glory.
After about fifteen minutes of Sean speaking excitedly, showing me many of the features, I nervously spoke.
"Could I try playing?" I asked.
"Oh. I suppose, of course," he said, chuckling.
But another few minutes past without him handing me the controls.
"Sean," I said, more confidently. I put my hands on his hands as he gripped the controller. He looked me straight in the eyes. I stared deep into his beautiful, glistening eyes, utterly transfixed.
He stood up.
"My ♥♥♥♥," he muttered. On stage at a video game conference he was nervous. But here, he was confident as ever. He gently slid his hand past his belly button (an "innie"), across his lightly hairy navel, and pulled out a raging hard boner.
"Yes, please," I said, blushing as red as the treetops of Oria V.
He grabbed my shoulders, guiding me confidently towards the coffee table like he confidently guides the Hello Games team toward the game's release.
The one, true Sean Murray (not that baby-faced loser ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ poser from NCIS) made sweet, sweet love to me from behind, doggystyle, while I balanced on the coffee table. As he pushed his gorgeous penis deep inside of me, I picked up the controller and began to play the game. I wasn't sure what I was more excited about - finally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Sean Murray, or finally playing No Man's Sky.
As I caught my breath, Sean said, "I have one more surprise for you."
What else could it possibly be? I thought to myself. He's already given me everything I ever wanted in life: A nearly infinite, gorgeously stylized space exploration game with open-ended gameplay, lush ecosystems and seamless surface-to-space transition; and sex with whoever created it. What else could he have to surprise me with? Does he have a second ♥♥♥♥?
The answer occurred to me just as he began to pull the surprise from a bag.
"Occulus Rift support" he uttered sensually, tossing me a virtual reality headset to put on. He put another on his perfect face.
"Like what you see?" he said.
"It's bloody brilliant," I responded.
"It's time, everybody," he shouted.
I heard footsteps slowly enter the cramped office. Embarrassed at first, I soon realized what was happening. Hello Games isn't some lame, giant company that produces unoriginal AAA titles and leaves reporters with an intern in a closet to have sex with. No, Hello Games is a classy, creative company who cares about everyone who plays their games, and every employee was here to make sure I had a good time ...in Virtual Reality.
"Yes, please," I muttered excitedly.
In-game, the avatars began to surround me. I felt many hands begin to stroke my body. As all the Seans took off the digital uniforms they had been wearing under their space suits, I found myself surrounded by a group of perfectly-rendered replicas of naked Sean Murray. But they all had one difference - the penis. Each penis was different: there were wide ones, thin ones, long ones, curved ones. It was magical.
As the Hello Games team began to make love to me, from somewhere in the room I heard the real Sean whisper: "Every. ♥♥♥♥. procedural."
-Rep
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