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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:10am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 8:01am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 11:35am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:56am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 2:45pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:56am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:09am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:48am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 5:40am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:56am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:10am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:58am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:28pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:48am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:00am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:55am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:10am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:10am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 5:52am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:18pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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