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Grill or pan-sear 1 seasoned chicken breast (salt, pepper, paprika) until fully cooked, about 6-8 minutes per side. Let it rest, then slice thinly.
In a large bowl, combine 1 cup chopped cucumber, 1 cup halved cherry tomatoes, 1/2 cup sliced red onion, and 1/2 cup diced bell pepper (any color).
Add 1/4 cup Kalamata olives (pitted and halved) and 1/4 cup crumbled feta cheese for extra flavor.
Toss in a handful of fresh parsley and basil, chopped.
Add the sliced chicken on top, along with 1/4 cup toasted pine nuts or slivered almonds for crunch.
For dressing, whisk 2 tablespoons olive oil, 1 tablespoon lemon juice, 1/2 teaspoon Dijon mustard, 1 minced garlic clove, salt, and black pepper.
Drizzle over the salad, toss gently to combine, and let sit for 5 minutes before serving.
Optional: Add dried oregano or sliced radishes for extra flavor. Enjoy!
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Also, you might want to start asking for other people's iq's before sharing this joke with them due to the fact that some people might not get it and get r/woooshed. You know what, I'm going to save this on every device I have to show your kids in the future why I'm not their father anymore.
Anyway, enough of me rambling. I'm going to sign the divorce papers so you can f uck my wife asap and share your superior genes with my bloodline so i can also be somewhat a part of your great legacy.
If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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