north korea's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 15 Nov, 2019 @ 6:35am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 10:53am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 17 Nov, 2019 @ 12:37pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 10:27am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:11pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 10:21am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 2:26pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:23am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 11:38am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 10:50am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 10:33am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 5 Apr @ 11:53am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:58am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 19 Feb @ 10:53am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:52am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 10:41am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 11:05am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:21am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 17 Nov, 2019 @ 12:37pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 7:46am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 17 Nov, 2019 @ 12:39pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:26am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 15 Nov, 2019 @ 6:37am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 7:51am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 7:46am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:37pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 10:48am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 11:36am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 10:53am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:15am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:50am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:26pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:02pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 8:22am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 5 Apr @ 11:07am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:26am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

29 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

12 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

9 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

12 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

19 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

3 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

28 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

655 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

21 / 30