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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
53.3 hrs on record (14.6 hrs at review time)
I like penis
Posted 25 March, 2022.
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52.6 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
I got beat by the first boss and came
















10/10
Posted 27 February, 2022.
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53.2 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I fantasized 'bout this back in Chicago
Mercy, mercy me, that Murciélago
That's me the first year that I blow
How you say broke in Spanish? Mi no hablo
Me drown sorrow in that Diablo
Me found bravery in my bravado
DJs need to listen to the models
You ain't got no ♥♥♥♥♥♥' Yeezy in your Serato?
(You ain't got no Yeezy, ♥♥♥♥♥?)
Stupid, but what the hell do I know?
I'm just a Chi-Town ♥♥♥♥♥ with a Nas flow
And my chick in that new Phoebe Philo
So much head, I woke up to Sleepy Hollow
[Kanye West:]
Look like a fat booty Celine Dion
Sex is on fire, I'm the King of Leona Lewis
Beyond the truest
Hey, teacher, teacher, tell me how do you respond to students?
And refresh the page and restart the memory?
Re-spark the soul and rebuild the energy?
We stopped the ignorance, we killed the enemy
Sorry for the night demons that still visit me
The plan was to drink until the pain over
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Fresh air, rollin' down the window
Too many Urkels on your team, that's why your wins low
Don't make me pull the toys out, huh
Don't make me pull the toys
And fire up the engines, huh
And then they make noise
At the mall, there was a seance
Just kids, no parents
Then the sky filled with herons
Saw the devil in a Chrysler LeBaron
And the hell, it wouldn't spare us
And the fires did declare us
But after that, took pills, kissed an heiress
And woke up back in Paris
Posted 12 June, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
3.7 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I fantasized 'bout this back in Chicago
Mercy, mercy me, that Murciélago
That's me the first year that I blow
How you say broke in Spanish? Mi no hablo
Me drown sorrow in that Diablo
Me found bravery in my bravado
DJs need to listen to the models
You ain't got no ♥♥♥♥♥♥' Yeezy in your Serato?
(You ain't got no Yeezy, ♥♥♥♥♥?)
Stupid, but what the hell do I know?
I'm just a Chi-Town ♥♥♥♥♥ with a Nas flow
And my chick in that new Phoebe Philo
So much head, I woke up to Sleepy Hollow
Look like a fat booty Celine Dion
Sex is on fire, I'm the King of Leona Lewis
Beyond the truest
Hey, teacher, teacher, tell me how do you respond to students?
And refresh the page and restart the memory?
Re-spark the soul and rebuild the energy?
We stopped the ignorance, we killed the enemy
Sorry for the night demons that still visit me
The plan was to drink until the pain over
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Fresh air, rollin' down the window
Too many Urkels on your team, that's why your wins low
Don't make me pull the toys out, huh
Don't make me pull the toys
And fire up the engines, huh
And then they make noise
Posted 20 May, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
46.6 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
You might think you've peeped the scene
You haven't, the real one's far too mean
The watered-down one, the one you know
Was made up centuries ago
They made it sound all wack and corny
Yes, it's awful blasted boring
Twisted fictions, sick addiction
Well, gather 'round, children, zip it, listen
I fantasized 'bout this back in Chicago
Mercy, mercy me, that Murciélago
That's me the first year that I blow
How you say broke in Spanish? Mi no hablo
Me drown sorrow in that Diablo
Me found bravery in my bravado
DJs need to listen to the models
You ain't got no ♥♥♥♥♥♥' Yeezy in your Serato?
(You ain't got no Yeezy, ♥♥♥♥♥?)
Stupid, but what the hell do I know?
I'm just a Chi-Town ♥♥♥♥♥ with a Nas flow
And my chick in that new Phoebe Philo
So much head, I woke up to Sleepy Hollow
Look like a fat booty Celine Dion
Sex is on fire, I'm the King of Leona Lewis
Beyond the truest
Hey, teacher, teacher, tell me how do you respond to students?
And refresh the page and restart the memory?
Re-spark the soul and rebuild the energy?
We stopped the ignorance, we killed the enemy
Sorry for the night demons that still visit me
The plan was to drink until the pain over
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Fresh air, rollin' down the window
Too many Urkels on your team, that's why your wins low
Don't make me pull the toys out, huh
Don't make me pull the toys
And fire up the engines, huh
And then they make noise
Posted 17 May, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
6.8 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Look Gordon, Ropes!
Posted 15 April, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
3.2 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is my favorite rougelike.

If you see this review you are obligated to buy this game
Posted 4 April, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
278.3 hrs on record (70.3 hrs at review time)
gayest ♥♥♥♥ i've ever liked
Unless you plan on hard sweating and grinding, or have friends, don't buy this game.
if you are buying this game, but the deluxe edition on discount, it'll give you most of the essential operators
Posted 4 April, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
88.4 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
You might think you've peeped the scene
You haven't, the real one's far too mean
The watered-down one, the one you know
Was made up centuries ago
They made it sound all wack and corny
Yes, it's awful blasted boring
Twisted fictions, sick addiction
Well, gather 'round, children, zip it, listen
Can we get much higher? (So high)
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh (Oh)
Can we get much higher? (So high)
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
Can we get much higher? (So high)
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh (Oh)
Can we get much higher? (So high)
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I fantasized 'bout this back in Chicago
Mercy, mercy me, that Murciélago
That's me the first year that I blow
How you say broke in Spanish? Mi no hablo
Me drown sorrow in that Diablo
Me found bravery in my bravado
DJs need to listen to the models
You ain't got no ♥♥♥♥♥♥' Yeezy in your Serato?
(You ain't got no Yeezy, ♥♥♥♥♥?)
Stupid, but what the hell do I know?
I'm just a Chi-Town ♥♥♥♥♥ with a Nas flow
And my chick in that new Phoebe Philo
So much head, I woke up to Sleepy Hollow
Look like a fat booty Celine Dion
Sex is on fire, I'm the King of Leona Lewis
Beyond the truest
Hey, teacher, teacher, tell me how do you respond to students?
And refresh the page and restart the memory?
Re-spark the soul and rebuild the energy?
We stopped the ignorance, we killed the enemy
Sorry for the night demons that still visit me
The plan was to drink until the pain over
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Fresh air, rollin' down the window
Too many Urkels on your team, that's why your wins low
Don't make me pull the toys out, huh
Don't make me pull the toys
And fire up the engines, huh
And then they make noise
Can we get much higher? (So high)
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
At the mall, there was a seance
Just kids, no parents
Then the sky filled with herons
Saw the devil in a Chrysler LeBaron
And the hell, it wouldn't spare us
And the fires did declare us
But after that, took pills, kissed an heiress
And woke up back in Paris
Posted 22 March, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
30.7 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
yes
Posted 5 March, 2021.
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