In a world where gender roles are steadily evolving it's time to retire the outdated idea that the kitchen is solely a woman's domain. Men belong in the kitchen not just to share the load but to thrive, connect, and grow. Meanwhile excessive time spent playing video games while fun and occasionally stress-relieving often lacks the depth and real world benefit that cooking can offer. The kitchen is a place of connection. Cooking for others, or with others, builds bonds. It’s where stories are shared, laughter echoes, and traditions are passed down. Contrast that with gaming, which can be isolating and, when overdone, even detrimental to mental health and relationships.This isn't to say video games have no place in a man’s life—they can be fun and rewarding in moderation. But prioritizing time in the kitchen brings more lasting benefits. It’s time to reframe what masculinity looks like: strong, capable, and confident—with a spatula in one hand and a sizzling pan in the other.

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years. That's 3,000 pennies a day, 21,000 pennies a week, 1,092,000 pennies a year. To date, that's 12,012,000 pennies. Eight times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day. All of you! You ALL handle my ass pennies! Oh, I'll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your pennies have been in my ass.

Go ahead, call the cops, they can't unpiss your bed. I had so much fun obliterating your bed with pee. And while you're weeping over your urine soaked fabric, I am already getting ready to pee in someone else's bed. What are you gonna do? Tell your mommy? Do you really think that she'll believe someone else pissed in your bed. Good luck then. Do you think you can find me? Think again champ. Thanks to my black fedora, black minecraft shirt and black My Little Pony pants I walk in the shadows. Think you can catch me? Don't think so. Thanks to my heelies I am faster than wind.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. There's Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo.

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