🏠🏠🏠up on the housetop reindeer ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐴🐴🐴🍆🍆out whips Santa’s 🎅🏿🎅🏿 big ol ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍆ready to shower all his thotties 💦💦💦🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼 with some REAL Christmas cheer 🎄🎄♥♥♥🎁 open that chimney wide for old saint ♥♥♥♥♨️♨️♨️🆘🆘🚿🚿🚿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿 so he can give u some milk 🍼🍼🍼🍼 for those cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍆🍆send to 5️⃣ of ur thottiest elf HOES 🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼👯👯 or santas ♥♥♥♥ will NOT b happy 🎅🏿🍆🙅🏼🙅🏼🍆send to 🔟 slutty gingerbread men🍪🍒🍆 and receive ➡️➡️ a REAL gift in that stocking ⛸⛸⛸🎄🎄 like a big 🍆 ol 🎄 ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍒🍒🙆🏼 send to 1️⃣5️⃣ and santa’s christmas pole 💈💈💈 will unload 💦💦 allll over your tree🎄🎄🎄🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🙆🏼🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿

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✌ ️MARCH HAS FINALLY 🌽 ♥♥♥ ❗ ️ 💦 😜 ‼ ️ AND U KNO 😨 😨 WHAT’S HAPPENING 👀 👀 😱 😱 🍃 🌲 SPRING BREAK 👉 👌 IS 💦 💦 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦 💦 ‼ ️ ❗ ️ GET URSELF PREPARED 😨 😱 CUZ YO 🍑 ASS 🍑 WONT BE SPARED 😩 😫 💦 WHEN 👨 DADDY 👴 SPRINGS OUT 💥 👋 REMEMBER NOT TO 😱 🚫 SHOUT 🚫 😱 WHEN HE BREAKS 😏 💥 INTO YO COOCH 💦 😩 😩 AND GIVES YOU 🍆 👀 👀 ❤ ️A SLOPPY SMOOCH 💦 👄 ❗ ️ 😂 💋 👌 ❗ ️ ‼ ️ SINCE SPRING BREAK 😉 😘 IS 👌 👈 SO QUICK 👉 👌 💦 GO MAKE YO 💦 🍑 🍑 ASS THICC 🍑 🍑 💦 AND SEND THIS TO 1⃣ 5⃣ SLUTS 💁 💃 GETTING SOME 🍌 ♥♥♥♥ 🌽 UP THEIR BUTTS 🍆 🍑 😍 💦 OR NO ONE 😰 😰 ❌ WILL BREAK IN🍆🍑💦 🔥🔥YO HOT SPRINGS💨💦 THIS SPRING BREAK❗️‼️‼️💦😢😢

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Here 💦♥♥♥♥💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦♥♥♥♥💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽♥♥♥♥♥♥ girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽ho! It's 💦cummy💦❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽that 👨🏻daddy👨🏻 to the⏩side⏩and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know and share

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thanksgiving time🕐 to gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol😜😜 ♥♥♥♥ 👌💋. back in 1⃣4⃣9⃣2⃣, our main ♥♥♥♥♥ 💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty 👙👠 pilgrims 🏊🏊 had to 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦 to America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search for new ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck 🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1⃣0⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you won’t get any 💦 gravy 💦 this year. Get 5⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe 😟. get 1⃣0⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut 😽😽. Happy ♥♥♥♥ 🐓 gobbling 👄 thursday 👌

It’s NOVEMBER 🦃🍂🍁 u november guy. ❄😜 october gave us month before november 🎃👻 but now that we in november 🍂👀 be sure to keep watch for november things 🎈🦃😋 for a good NOVEMBER 👉🍂💦Don’t be afraid 🥴🙈 to do November things ⛄📚☕ with ur casual November clothing 🧥🧣👖this november u november person 😝😝😝 or else your November might be suboptimal 😏🙊👅 Sadge😭💦Share this to 9️⃣ november homies 👬👬👬 who need their november 🌨🍁🍗filled with tolerable 💯👍 novemberness 🍂🦃💦 if u get 3️⃣ back u a real november homie 🍂👍 if u get 7️⃣ back u are the physical embodiment of November ♥📚🦃

It’s COCKtober 🎃👻💦 u spooky sluts 👻😜 succtember gave us a hard 🍆🙇‍♂️ start but now that we woke 👀 be sure to keep watch for spooky 😱😱 skelly daddies 💀☠😋 for a good BONING 👉🍆💦Don’t be afraid 🥴🙈 to put on a show 👠👙💄with ur costume 👙💁‍♀️💋this year u COCKtober sluts 😝😝😝 or else daddy won’t let u go trick 😏🙊👅 or treating
‼🍭🍬😋💦Share this to 9️⃣ spooky sluts 😈😈 who need their pumpkins filled 🤤🍑🎃 with a scary ghoul daddy’s 👻👻👻 ectoplasm 😫💦💦💦 if u get 3️⃣ back u a wack-o-lantern 😑👎🎃 if u get 7️⃣ back u are a superspook 🌟 sugar treat 😜🍬👌