I am the all powerful Lord N00bius; KING OF THE N00BS!
I was chosen by the gods of noobdom from their sanctuary of Noobhala To be the greatest noob the universe, no multivses has ever seen.

All those young noobs who strugle to learn how to play games properly in the early stages bow before me in my presence. All those who consider themselves "pro" tremble and wet themselves a little by the mere mention of my very name.

I was born to the hymm of over nine thousand screeching valkyries.
Thier banshee like screams empowered my infant body with the power of pure n00bness. With that power I was able to squash all my adversaries and earn the love and affection from all the anime girls in the multiverse . I have destroyed galaxies and layed waste to many anime girl virginities. I AM LORD NOOBIUS! THE GREATEST NOOB WHO HAS EVER EXSITED!

YYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

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Randumb thoughts


Elmo is lord Satan himself.

Obama makes love to turtles.

Hilary Clinton is actually a man.

The kool aid man is a menace to society he needs to be stoped.

The pyro from Team fortress 2 is not a woman it is an android sent from hell to destroy us all!

♥♥♥♥ cod (worst fish ever).

Billy Mays was brutally murdered by the shamwow guy.

The witch from l4d has a vagina that eats people.

Obama is the whitest black guy in the world

Painis Cupcake will eat you.

Furries are everywhere.

Duck tape will save ur life.

Mega man dyed his hair black it was originally blue.

Twilight is the worst movie ever made and i haven't even seen
it its just that bad.

Ms paint is photoshop for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Donkey kong has a weird fetish for wedging fish up people's vaginas.

Grindcore is what you get if death metal and punk had hot steamy sex and the baby came out retarded.

DBZ is better than Naruto. THAT IS RIGHT I SAID IT!

HAIL METAL!

I think the roster for the BlazBlue and Guilty Gear fighitng game series are all cosplayers with super powers.

BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOBZ

I dont care What you say GLaDOS is hot.

Ritona Reignvhasta is my purple haired grouchy flat chested waifu.