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Hosch   South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
 
 
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zephyr 18 Dec, 2024 @ 8:42pm 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about Hosch, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know Hosch graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals, and Hosch has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and Hosch has over 300 confirmed kills. Hosch is trained in gorilla warfare and Hosch is the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to Hosch but just another target. Hosch will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to Hosch over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Lupe 28 Feb, 2020 @ 4:18pm 
small pp hacking dz ♥♥♥
uhri_ 22 Dec, 2019 @ 9:44pm 
David Hasslehosch is one of the most outstanding and respectable young individuals in the counterstrike scene. He is making great strides for the world of E-Sports and his messages he preaches of apologies for e-gamer-girls is unmatched. A truly amazing human being and extremely aw-inspiring.
Pr0xy 17 Apr, 2017 @ 7:01pm 
This kid is a blatant hacker. I believe he is hacking for the following reasons:

1. His bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know he was there and he shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. He always seems to not die when I am shooting at him, I NEVER MISS because I am the greatest CS:GO player of all time
4. He knifed me once
5. I lost the match and he caused me to derank
6. I did better than him during warm-up, so he clearly toggled on mid-match
7. His USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock in his general direction

Together, as a community, we need to band together against this type of behavior. It isn't right for a person like this to be able to win a competitive game that I deserved to win. Rest assured, my dad works at Valve and will have his account banned.
Barkland 14 Mar, 2017 @ 12:42am 
♥♥♥ on my face :ass:
chicken 9 Jan, 2017 @ 8:39pm 
*rematerialized behind you, out of your line of sight and awareness, after having been dematerialized from my previous position, being the space before you* i do not mean to make the matters of which i will partake upon yourself in a few brief moments, personal towards you or anyone of relation to you, child that is younger than me by an indeterminate amount of age