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He frolicks gaily into the sea, plundering its wealth with his grossness. The harmony of the world is shattered, shattered the exceptional silence of a beach where I'd been happy. The waves now thunder as four, and it was like knocking four quick times on the door of unhappiness, on the sand castles I had built. My familial destiny, destroyed.

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