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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 12:06am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:48am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 12:58am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 2:29am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:51am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 5:59pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:37am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 2:29am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 9:56pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 12:19am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:58pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 12:13am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 12:14am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 12:58am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:37am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 10:11am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:51am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 9:40am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:37am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 9:13am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 2:36pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 9:38am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:57pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 10:16am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:59am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:37pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 10:07am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 1:05am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 12:58am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:46am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:26am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 3:11pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:44am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 9:59am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 10:09am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 11:06am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 11:54am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:48pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:59am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 12:10am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 1:18am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 3:34pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 9:38am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 10:52am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 10:42pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 1:07pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 8:16pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:24pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 10:08am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 11:21am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:26am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:43am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:28am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 2:00pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 8:00pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 12:13am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:19pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 9:45am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:17am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:54pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 1:05am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 6:09pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 1:00am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 12:53am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 10:04am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 10:23am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:17am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 7:53pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 8:05pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 12:06am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 12:14am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:28am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 3:42pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 10:06am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 10:06am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 12:02am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:26am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 10:10am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 10:24am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 9:57am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 9:38am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 11:37am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 12:26am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 6:52am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:01am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 7:24pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 12:07am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 7:00am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:01pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 9:39am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 3:22pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 3:51pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 11:22pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 9:38am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 10:58am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 11:44pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 10:42pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 10:06am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 12:06am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:46am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:34pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 12:04am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 12:05am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 12:58am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 6:44am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:10pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 9:52am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 12:07am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:25am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:57am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 10:15am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:33pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 1:33pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 12:02am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:40am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:55am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 7:51pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 12:04am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 12:04am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 12:11am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 9:50am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 9:53am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 10:12am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 12:18am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 10:01am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 5:44am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 7:41am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 10:39am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:27am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 10:12am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:45pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:33am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:16pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 2:05pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 8:29pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 11:01pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 11:35pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 11:29pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:01pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 11:43pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 10:10am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 12:05am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:09am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 12:16am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 12:45am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:34pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 11:44pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 10:10am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 12:04am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:40am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 10:10am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 12:03am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 12:05am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 11:46pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 9:47am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 9:52am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:09am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:18am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:38am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 12:03am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 12:04am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 12:06am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 9:47am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 10:03am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:32pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 5:44am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 7:41am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:27am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 2:10pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 3:19pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 11:50pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 11:04pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 10:34am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 9:41am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 10:10am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 10:22pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 10:37am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 9:27am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 9:56am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 9:44am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 11:54am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 12:42pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:01am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:53am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:24pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 10:52am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 11:17pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 9:33am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 4:41pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:51am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 2:36pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 9:38am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:26am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 10:20am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 12:10am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 1:14pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:35am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:33pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 7:01pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 12:21am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 1:13am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:26pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:15pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 10:03am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 10:26pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:22pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:26am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 10:13am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 12:34am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 1:15pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 7:49pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:21pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 8:53am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:35pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 7:25pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 11:03am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 8:36am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:01pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 12:05am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 11:00am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 9:57am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 10:59am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 10:53am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 9:33am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 9:33am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:26pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:25am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 7:43pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 9:52am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:24pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:39pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 9:33am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 9:20am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:54am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:22pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 8:42am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 11:15am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:25am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 9:57am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 9:31am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 8:42am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 8:32pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 1:32am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May @ 8:13am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:55am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 10:55pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 11:44pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 12:11am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 1:04pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:55pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:53pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 1:07pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 May @ 12:06am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:33am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 10:07am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 9:57am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 10:58am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:16pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 10:27am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 6:52am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:32pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:30pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 9:32am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 8:27pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 8:55am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:36pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:48am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:48am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:54am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:45am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 12:22pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 8:53am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:10pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 11:50am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 8:43am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:24am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 10:37am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 3:26pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:52am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 5:20pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 10:35am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 9:49am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:06pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:48pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 10:02pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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